Liberals, Matrons & a Pie in the Face

As a companion to Ode to the Neocons (see skewering 11-07-06), fair play demands the following:

Liberals are like the plump matron who is always outraged and eventually gets a pie in the face from Groucho Marx. (Enter Stage Right).

Liberals are like geldings. (T-shirts and mugs - ConservaGear)

Liberals are like children in a toy store. (Liberal Quicksand blog).

Liberals are like a Pretzel. (Conservative Majority blog).

Liberals are like tomatoes. (Imao).