Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Ode to the Neocons: Bats, Bubbles & Slinkies


Neocons are like a pack of rabid bats. (Stop the Neocons blog).

The Neocons are like a Lenin-esque cult. Their philosophy is understood rather than written. (Yeast Radio)

These neocons are like a whole gaggle of boys in plastic bubbles. It must be nice to live so detached from reality. (Post on Whiskey Bar blog).

Those neocons are like herpes. You can never really get rid of them, and they keep cropping up in unsightly places at inconvenient times. (Post on Something's Got to Break blog).

When you stop and think about it, the NeoCons are like killer sharks, when they smell blood they become roused and energized. (Ramparts blog).

Neocons are like bugs: They scatter when lights come on (30%) Will survive the nuclear war they start (15%) They’ll be back (5%) Should be kept out of political office (46%) (Poll on Political Cortex).

Neocons are like government by Wal-Mart. (Post on Perspectives.com).

Some neocons are like slinkies ... Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." (Post on White Noise Insanity).

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